December 20, 2003 - (SPW)

Ok, funny story. Last month I stepped out from under the oppression that I was getting hit with by SPW higher ups and took things into my own hand. SPW responded no longer allowing me to do the official results for their shows. They felt I would be too biased, which is a joke. After all, I am an honorable man. But that's Ok. Because of this site I can now share with you the TRUE results for SPW (and other groups) shows. Not biased like the crap they are using now. With that lets review the events of December 20, 2003, shall we?

After that idiot Tommy introduced my ring announcer replacement (a ref named Rick, or Roger, or Ramon. Something like that) two videos aired on the big screen. The first was the announcement from yours truly that four new members would be joining the IWS. The second was of a meeting that myself and the others in the IWS had with the Big Ugly and Handsome Jack. While the meeting did not go the way I wanted it to, I will say that one thing coming out of it was that the IWS and the Beautiful People now have a nonaggression agreed signed between the two groups. I won't mess with them and they won't mess with me.

The first match was obligatory battle royal. My whole crew was in it, but SPW was smart (for a change) and worked together to eliminate them pretty quickly. Me, I was smart enough to avoid any of the in ring action until the very end when I eliminated El Flaco Loco, proving that I am the better man. I then went for Lance, but the big klutz slipped and because I jump so damn high I went right over him and out of the ring, giving that large bastard the win. I have a feeling it is not over with Lancy Poo (that is what everybody called him back when I still trained at the SPW training academy).

The second match saw the lovely Akaydia (in a wonderful Santa outfit) and myself escort the Golden One Hunk Golden and Rage to the ring for their match with those rotten Kruze Brothers. My boys totally dominated this match up until the very end. Jesus grabbed a hubcap and when Hunk tried to take it away from him (because that would be cheating) Rage accidentally got hit, taking him out. Rage and Hunk were then illegally double-teamed by the Kruzes. And after the ref delivered a fast couple my boys were screwed out a victory.

The third match was not really our concern. Until I made it our concern. This one saw Big Ugly defend his title against Bonzai Bruce Bukkake ( a man I entered the business with). After Ugly won the match I came out to offer a spot in the IWS, but not to Ugly, to Bonzai Bruce. Ugly represents the old guard. That is what we are against. Bruce could have represented the future. But the idiot decided to flip me off by mistake. Big mistake and he paid for until we grew board and headed for the locker room. Lance, Hijo, Jack, and Flaco came out to check on Bruce. Hey, if you are out there, B, that was the biggest mistake of your life. I gave you your chance. The wind of change is blowing, buddy, and because of one stupid mistake you are going to get left behind.

In the fourth match I check out some new talent as some clowns called the Bad Apples took on Mike Rayne, Jesse Graham, and my boy Steele. Basically Jesse was smart enough to come on board. Mike was not and he paid the price. Big time. We left him to rot and the Apples took care of our dirty work for us.

In the sixth match (Gee SirSamurai, what about the fifth match? Well moron, the IWS was not involved in the fifth match so we do not care about the fifth match. Got it?) El Flaco Loco and Handsome Jack (am I the only one that thinks it is wrong that Jack and Flaco are buddies? Jack of old, where did you go? Come back, we on the dark side kind of miss you. By the way, since Jack has decided to stand with Flaco he is not involved in the treaty with Shane Dynasty. Nor is that idiot Bruce) took on my new team of Kryptonite (who I like to think of as my "go to" guy) and Even Steve Currie, who, to be honest, I kind of have my doubts about. . Anyway Jack and Flaco sang a bit before their match (I think they were trying to get rid of some nervous energy, but that might just be me) and then the action was on. Steve was not really at the level I would like to see him be, but I figure a few months of working with Rage, Hunk, and the rest will help him elevate his game. Hopefully. But Krypto did just fine. Those bastards cheated and Jack used a chain wrapped fist to stop Krypto from saving Steve from one of Flaco's damned submission holds. Steve made the mistake of tapping out before I could break the hold, really disappointing me. I shared my disappointment with him, but he was not paying attention, so I slapped him. That got his attention. He saw the error of his ways and shook my hand.

And in the main my master plan (or at least this week's master plan. I have so many of them) was revealed as the SPW Tag Team Champions Sal and Vito Thomaselli, the greatest tag team in the world, were revealed as the newest members of the IWS, bringing their titles with them. I love it when a plan comes together. It was also revealed that Sal and Sacred (Sacramento) Dragon were one and the same person.